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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

Living life in peace

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Living life in peace

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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    I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they’re born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

    Fuck the Canada goose.

    Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

    Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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      Please don’t fuck the geese

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      Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don’t even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

      Death to biting mosquitos.

      https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

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        What a out ticks?

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