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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

making banana bread

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making banana bread

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      “Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help”

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    Jokes on you. How do you know not every bread has been fucked before you ate it? Checkmate, atheists.

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      You’re right! I’m not paying extra until they provide proof.

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        Just check your bakers OnlyBrans profile

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    *Fleshli-

    You know what who cares

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    🔦

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