• “The carapace is flatter than it is broad and possesses lateral margins.”
• “The sternites are fused into a wide sternal plastron which possesses a distinct emargination on its posterior margin.”
• “The pleon is flattened and strongly bent, in dorsal view completely hiding the tergites of the fourth pleonal segment, and partially or completely covers the plastron.”

Time to update my Tinder profile

What in the UX war crime is this for me to read an article. It’s like the polar opposite of for-profit media trying so hard that it’s just looped around on itself