Ok, first laugh of the day, but I’m also a computer nerd. Well done.

I always wanted to marry a lady with a bunch of bullshit in her face. /s

Kevin Smith on the Trilogy.

I had a similar reaction when I heard our garage door open when my father got home.

Fuck, now I’m dead. At least I died well.

A person who created a thing (language or similar) pointed out that a job listing wanted more experience than time that the thing had existed.